Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hilarious...

I found a post on a random blog while surfing BlogExplosion that I wanted to share; it sure made me laugh!!!

http://whoopitydoo.blogspot.com/2005/07/going-batty.html


Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Cleaning your monitor

Yesterday I noticed that my computer monitor was not quite as clear as when I first got it about a month ago. Research has apparently shown that electrons build up behind the screen over time, which causes the clarity to diminish.

I did, fortunately, find a free program that can "clean" the inside of the screen by neutralizing the electrons; the improvement was quite noticeable.

"Screen Clean" works automatically and takes only about 45 seconds to do its job. I highly recommend this software. If you'd like to try it, simply click here.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Man sells poop on E-bay

This guy is my hero.
Read his story here.

Ooops

Nasa fucks up.
Read it here.

Great SouthPark video

See it here.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Jesus on google maps

See him here.

30 hornets vs 30,000 bees

Hornets killing bees.
See it here.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

The Best Hate Mail Thus Far...

I don't know who this guy is - I guess I won't ask. If anybody is wondering, I thought this was fucking hilarious. Read on!

You filthy animal!! How dare you insult Wampi and post such disgusting, gross, diseased blogs. You are an insult to the human race. I cannot even imagine what made you do these awful things but whatever they are, they can't be greater the the inhumainess you display!!!! Ugh!!!! I don't even want to talk to you you loser. Your blog,Daily Dose of Insanity, suits you!!!!! And your other blog, Was Jesus REal, Is an insult to every catholic alive which I happen to be!!! Yes, blogs are supposed to let you express your thoughts but they're not supposed to let the owner insult the entire Catholic population!!!! And some of your articles are dangerous for children, as a matter of fact, most of your artices are!!!!!!!!!! You TRULY INSULT ALL HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't even respond to me! I just wanted to let you feel what it's like when someone reads your articles!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Wampi is a miracle because he survived a drugatics stupidity, stupidity that you share!!!! Don't you dare insult him again!!!!!

I don't know why "Wampi" refers to himself in the first person...

Armadillo sex on Letterman

Hmmm sexy. See it here.

Rubber Johnny

Another crazy video by Aphex Twin. This one is creepy.
See it here.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Earth erotica

Our planet is so dirty.
See it here.

Naked chicks & rope

See it here.

I hope you whores are happy

Old people fight. See it here.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

"How To Become An Amputee Fetishist"

There are some "interesting" (for lack of a better word) posts on this forum from people who are sexually aroused by people who are missing limbs; a must-read:

http://www.deviantdesires.com/dcforum/DCForumID7/4.html

Monday, July 11, 2005

Ali G in Tuscon

It's pretty good. See it here.

The cheap-ass cereal hall of fame

See it here.

All American ambush

Danny Way vs Great Wall of China

Skateboarder Danny Way jumps over "Great" Wall of China
See it here

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Terrades (parades for terrorists)

I found this website today, so I'm posting it on both blogs. You might want to check it out, it's actually a neat website: http://www.bushin30seconds.org/

Humans with tails.

Guy snorts a condom...

..and pulls it out of his nose. See it here.

I laughed my ass off at this one

Guy is taking a nap, and his friends push him into the water.
See it here.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

...and WTF about the Hensel twins???

...should I stop posting bullshit that regards twisted, fucked-up, clinical anomalies? I don't want to bore people, I just thought it was cool; but I also don't want to people think that I am TOO fucked up...MWUHAHAHAHA!!!

Nah...forget it; I'll continue to post whatever the hell I want: freedom of speech, brothas and sistahs, whether you enjoy my shit or not!

Marsupial penises

(Or, should the plural of a penis be "penii"?)...

http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/male-genitalia.html

This one is kind of hot

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Just one today

Rabbit Pearl

Looks like a mini gumball machine:

http://www.vibratex.com/vibratex/RabbitPearl.html

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Here is one for my friend Superman

WARNING: this might offend some of you. It will definitely give Superman a boner.

http://www.deviantclip.com/?Show=Media&Id=148

Top 10 worst album covers of all time

Nasty.

Why is it that people only wanna fuck Horses and Dogs?

Monday, July 04, 2005

I know the posts suck today

But here is the Forbe's list of the richest fictional characters. Willie Wonka is wealthier than Lex Luthor. Who knew?

Something for all the racists in the crowd

Sunday, July 03, 2005

This guy hates horses

I think I will put up a permanent link to this guy's blog just because it made me grin.

World's ugliest dog (or something)

Picture of world's ugliest dog. Click here.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

The Hensel twins

I have always found the concept of conjoined twins fascinating...in a bizarre sort of way. Among the rarest varieties are dicephalic conjoined twins (one body with 2 heads). They usually are stillborn or live for merely hours/days (sometimes months, rarely years); only four sets of dicephalic twins are historically accounted for as having survived.

A particularly interesting case is presented by the Hensel twins. This link provides an excerpt from an old "Life" magazine article (written when they were young children); as far as I know from cursory web searches, the girls are now about 15 or 16 years old, healthy, and cognitively functional (they are in fact quite bright)! Trippy, eh?

Thinking about your gash

These happy little hedgehogs ALWAYS get me laughing:

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

Friday, July 01, 2005

Guy says 'blow job' on the news

That's why I don't watch Fox News - it's corrupting America's youth with its filth.
See it here.

Einstein the wonder-bird

I'm pretty sure the middle contestant is gay, but the bird is still pretty cool.